Recent Tweets @beesarerad

cetitan:

cetitan:

I’m out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

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You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

(via shock)

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

Screenshot of an item from the tumblr store, Important Blue Internet Checkmarks. Top banner is an image of two blue starburst shapes with black checkmarks inside.  Text reads:  Important Blue Internet Checkmarks Many want it, few can get it. On Tumblr, it's avialable for everyone. Purchase today and get two blue checkmarks for $7.99!** [image of a phone in a red "no" symbol] No need to call. Coveted status symbol, and now you can have one too - without having to be verified by tumblr staff. [emoji of a horse] Be an important person on the internet! Stand out from the rest by displaying not one, but two blue checkmarks next to your blog name.  There is a dropdown menu to select a blog name, and a button to buy, followed by an addendum: **This is not a verification status; it's an Important Blue Internet Checkmark, which in 2022 is just as legit. Also the Important Blue Internet Checkmark may turn into a bunch of crabs at any time [crab emoji]ALT

New fun items in the Tumblr Store today.

@staff I have to know if the Important Blue Internet Checkmarks are a permanent crab randomizer. This is very important information. Also can you gift Important Blue Internet Checkmarks?

YOU CAN STACK THEM????

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(via kingkilling-and-stormlight)

chipper-smol:

dragonboypaws:

chipper-smol:

We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts

The what

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(via kingkilling-and-stormlight)

jethroq:

yesterdaysprint:

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Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

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(via sparrow-va)

telnaga:

if you want something done weird you gotta do it yourself

(via foilflingza)

heavysass:

screamydreamy:

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels “intrinsically feminine” is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

boyband boy could never effortlessly be this

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(via nixpunk)

cutabello:

claudettecosmogony:

papercutie:

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THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

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(via nixpunk)

dovewithscales:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

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Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

It’s September now

(via defilerwyrm)

snowdarkred:

owochimuwu:

Every fortune cookie I’ve ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you

#Donald Trump explaining to the FBI how he got those documents (via @airplanefoodblackmarket)

(via la-plus-heureuse)