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thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

Over the Garden Wall is almost ten years old and that both feels too old and unbelievably young.

I remember first watching this in the backroom of a museum on my ipod touch in late August in 2015 and it still feels like it’s been a pillar of Americana for the past thousand years.

Over the Garden Wall is timeless and ancient and boiled out of the aether of American folklore and happened to be caught in animated form like a photograph of a lightning bolt, and it’s also the most 2010s-ass thing I’ve ever watched.

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hemaris:

hemaris:

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i’m begging you

same pose same beautiful little man 12 yrs later

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marinebiologyshitposts:

0rdi-deactivated20211118:

marinebiologyshitposts:

clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you’ll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

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transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

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rslashrats:

rslashrats:

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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cetitan:

cetitan:

I’m out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

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ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ALT

New fun items in the Tumblr Store today.

@staff I have to know if the Important Blue Internet Checkmarks are a permanent crab randomizer. This is very important information. Also can you gift Important Blue Internet Checkmarks?

YOU CAN STACK THEM????

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chipper-smol:

dragonboypaws:

chipper-smol:

We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts

The what

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jethroq:

yesterdaysprint:

Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

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